Please note that Alimentation is one man in a shed in a field in Suffolk despite the rather shiny decor of the website.
This means that replies are open to the vagaries of poor internet connection, lack of mobile signal, and finding something better to do that day.
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Feel free to send in any submissions but please do not feel hurt if I don’t reply.
Enclosing cash bribes sometimes helps.
Enclosing a stamped self-addressed envelope guarantees a return.
We can only accept printed submissions – We won’t consider submissions electronically