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In the Drummond household we all had our chores to be done before breakfast. My chore of choice, above making the beds, filling the log basket or coal scuttle, was always polishing the shoes, and they were polished every day. To me that was not a chore. I always loved polishing shoes, the whole ritual, the smell of the polish, and of course the final satisfying shine…
At the age of 58, I was to become a shoe-shine boy…
You see this is what is missing from the career of Lady Gaga. She has never gone through her shoe-shining girl period. And in turn this is exactly where I
am going right by entering it as now. She will be so jealous…
After polishing the sixth pair of shoes there was a lull in business. I counted my takings – nine Euros. This felt like the first honest money I had earned since I was in my early 20s doing a proper job…